Akpos was on the bed with
his wife, sleeping.
He dreamt he was in heaven.
When he got to
heaven’s gate, he met an
angel who started
showing him everything.
After a while Akpos asked
the angel; can i piss here?.
Angel replied ; it’s not
allowed but you can.
A short while later again,
Akpos asked; can i mess
here ?.
Angel replied ; it’s not
allowed but you can.
Minutes later, again, Akpos
asked; can i poo here ?.
Angel replied ; it’s not
allowed but you can.
Akpos saw a flower and
asked the angel; can i use
the flower to clean my butt ?.
Angel said; it’s not allowed
but you can.
As Akpos was about to use
the flower to clean his
butt, a hot slap landed on his
face….
then his Wife
shouted; you piss for bed, i
no talk, you mess, i
leave you, i no talk, you poo
on top bed, i leave
you, i no talk.
You now want
to use my wrapper
clean your bottom,
You dey
mad ?..
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